ARISE YE PHOENIX, FROM THINE ASHES.

lulz. i kid.

I AM BACK. with interesting facts.

Nothing like having a microscopic person slurring their words, and sitting beside you. And also accidentally spouting smoke onto other peoples faces. Tch.

A previous experiment did not really work. It included blocking the airway of above smoker and observing the regions of interest from which smoke poured out. Too bad some people have low immunity. BLOCKED NOSES FTW.

and high immunity in my case. IMMUNITY IMMUNITY IMMUNITY. OMGFTWBBQPFWSOMESAUCE IMMUNITY.

and a slurred-speech midget.

also. so much food. past 2 days filled with 2 huge meals consisting of fried chicken, 700ml slushies, and rum cake! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM OMG I TROLL YOU WITH TEH FOOD.

and also a slurred-speech midget who doesn't mind getting played.

and insanely tall people who might die of extremely high blood pressure because of FIFA 11.

and a techie who is supposed to study for an exam, for which there are only 9 days left.

and fat rat bastards.

and again, a slurred-speech midget.

and an insanely tall person pms-ing about the failness of a virtual football game.

May The Force Be With You
-Imbecile

I Push My Fingers Into My Eyes..

although mostly the pressure caused by the vitreos and aqueous humor in the eye can withstand the minimal pressure applied by my fingers onto the eyeballs, thus not rendering me blind.

the only thing that stops me from forcibly applying more pressure is Pain.


-You cannot kill what you did not create-


May the force be with you.

-Imbecile

Blog Update v1.0

terminal in
undeclared parameters
lack of limits
terminal out


May the force be with you
-Imbecile

2008-

aah, another year, gone by just like the previous ones of yore, leaving behind in its wake, untold mental destruction (joy for some others), and certain interesting or un-interesting events, that will not be forgotten (depending on the event, it is either un/fortunate

2008 was pretty much the same.
it was a leap year no doubt, 366 days instead of the standard 365, with the sun rising in the east and setting in the west, blue skies, the commonly known concern for global warming, vegetarianism, entertainment, sports, AND WARCRAFT III

brilliant game i must say, beautiful graphics, storyline, gameplay etc etc. how can one not love the "whosyourdaddy" god mode :D

anyways, i have not much to blabber about, at so said timing
nothing really unexpected happened to me this year, except that i got into University, and bought a new Dell XPS m1530, which pwns the previous Acer AND the Lenovo supplied by the University.

and so my last post of the year ends with a famous quote, currently unknown to man:

O Beautiful World Of Computing, Leave Us Not, No Matter The Years That Pass By

-Imbecile

i leave now, to make my render my photoshop-ic eye to my friends photograph


May The Force Be With You

-Imbecile

rampant ramblings

my sincere apologies for the lack of unwanted philosophies displayed herein, but the disastrous occurrence of the end semester examinations, followed by the flight to the Middle of the Desert, proved to be pretty time consuming, leading to an absence of memory retained specifically for the thoughts prevailing to blog-stuff.

now, my present longitudinal and latitudinal coordinates have shifted, albeit temporarily for a month or so, for then i shalt move back to the insipid place from where i managed to obtain a lease on life temporarily.

all hail, blissful vacation, with free high-speed net, with no download/upload limit whatsoever, smooth roads without craters in them, an absence of the prevalent lingering smell provided by bovine mammals, and HUMMUS and KHUBZ!

and virgin megastore.

the bounty of life, this incredible place has been a boon to the face of the earth, in the form of entertainment.

and now i bid thy leave, for i leave to cycle me heart away around the magnificent park situated in the heart of the city.

May the force be with you.

-Imbecile

ever ... ?

ever nurtured a random impulse?
like say, jumping on the next bus which takes you to your destination, 17 hours away!?
thats the way it is, for Nadir Alchemist, fellow blogger, currently on her way back home. Hmmmmm, its as if one was crouching in a corner and thinking to his/herself and all of a sudden jumps up and delivers yon battle cry:

EUREKA! HOME, here i come!

very, very impulsive.

ever felt a need to rappel off your library wall?
join my college!
150 bux to reach the 'summit' of the 'mount'.
geez dude, ill keep the cash, take the elevator, and perhaps perhaps rappel off a wall with PROFESSIONAL help.
The last thing i want, is my cryptkeeper of a section coordinator telling me, the only reason i landed flat on my back and with a broken neck, is due to the caustic embrittlement that took place on the pins that connect the support apparatus to each other.

curse chemistry

and everything else related to it.

ever been on a bus, where all of a sudden the bus driver loses control of his steering wheel, and later declares that it has been rendered loose from its setting?
IT HAPPENED TODAY!

And that makes you say, in the great words of Tony Montana aka Scarface aka Al Pacino
Say Hello To My Little Friend: my life.


and so i bid thee fare well, with a very impromptu Jigga Wha?

May The Force Be With You.
-Imbecile